Closet Case Patterns Kelly Anorak
1 week ago
Gavin: "I've got something behind my baaackk! It's not for Daddy, or Harrison, or Cannon! It's just FOR YOU! Can you guess what it is? I'll give you a clue...it's purple!"
Me: "Does it smell good, too?"
Gavin: "Yes it does!" As he whips his hand around to show the handpicked flowers from our backyard.
Me: "Flowers! Just for me?! You love me! You really, really love me!"
Gavin: "Daddy, can I eat my cereal like a puppy on the ground in front of the T.V.?"
Steve: "Okay, Bluey (his dog name), I suppose this one time it'll be okay."
Harrison: "No, no, no! Mommy says we're not allowed to eat in front of the T.V., WE HAVE TO EAT AT THE TABLE!!"
Steve: "Harrison, I said it's okay, Mommy's at work and I'm in charge."
Harrison: "No, Mommy's the boss!!"
Steve: "Then, what am I?"
Harrison: "You're the boss after Mommy's the boss. First Mommy, then you!"
Steve: "Well, Mom's not here, she's at work, so I'm the boss now."
Harrison: "No, you need to call her at work and see if she says it's okay!!"
Gavin: "Harrison, Daddy says it's okay! It's okay!"