Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. ~W.T. Purkiser
If you count all your assets, you always show a profit. ~Robert Quillen
Steve: "Well, let's see if any of these women have your Mom haircut."
Steve: "Nope, not this one. She's got long hair."
Steve: "Long hair" flips a couple more pages "long hair, again"
Steve: "Long hair, long hair, long hair!" "See what all these women have in common?"
Me: Very sarcastically, "Their hair is not the most common attribute they share."